ABOUT ARCHIE AND ARCHER
Archie’s the one with the beard. (With the winning smile)
Archer’s the one in the Shark Bowl. (With the slightly larger winning smile)
They’ve known each other since forever.
Growing up in the Midwest, they played a lot of baseball, and learnt the value of a strong community.
Their best friend’s dad, Tim, was a Home Services Man, but never taught them Home Services.
Tim taught them about warmth, and doing things the right way. About treating people the right way.
He taught Archie and Archer what was worth caring about, and how to care.
Through everything, they had those lessons, and they stuck together.
Eventually, the call of the Big City reached out, and Archie and Archer came west to seek their fortune.
Stars of The Archie and Archer Show, they also run a Home Services Company, Archer Cares.
A way to help people.
A way to care.
Psst. Archie. I don’t think they talked enough about my Shark Bowl. Or why we named the company after me.
They mentioned your Shark Bowl. And the company’s named after you because you bothered me until I agreed.
They only mentioned it once! And said nothing about how spacious it is, or how I always keep it the perfect temperature!
How about we talk about it on the show?
And the company’s named after me because I get to make all the decisions.
Archer, we make the decisions together.
Doo,dodoo,dadeedo, I’m Archer!
Are you listening to me?
Doo,dado,doo, I’m multitasking! I’m listening, and singing, at the same time.
Then what did I just say?
You said, ‘Are you listening to me?’
And before that?
You said, uhh. Something about decisions… Right! You said I get to make all the decisions, because I’m the Shark!
No, I said we make decisions together!
Are you sure? That’s not how I remember it.
That’s because you weren’t paying attention! And it only happened ten seconds ago!
I just came up with a new decision. And in only ten seconds! Man, time flies.
Oh fine. What’s your new decision?
It’s a new tagline! ‘If you’re hot, look for the Shark!’
We already have a tagline, and it’s better then that.
How about, ‘Everyone should get their own Shark Bowl!’
That one doesn’t even make sense.
Or, ‘Perfect Temperature, Perfect Plumbing.’
I came up with that! And we already agreed to use it!
It’s missing something…
Well, I like it.
How about, ‘Perfect Temperature, Perfect Plumbing, Archer Cares dot Com.’
That… is actually better.
And that’s why I get to make the executive decisions.
That’s why we make them together.